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Monday, July 26, 2010

Democrat outreach: free instruction and therapy for liberals, helping them learn how to not be traitors and scoundrels.

This is the first of a series of outreach articles, where I will be attempting the impossible:
Through this series of lessons, I will walk with you Democrats: I will teach you how to not be a traitor and avoid being scoundrels: this is your twelve steps dear liberals: I will extend my hand - lay down my heart - and serve as your guide: walk with me, ride upon my wings, and I will rise you up - cure the evil - show you what it’s like to not be despicable - - help you shed thyself of the disgusting selfish little pig you’ve been possessed by.
Lesson 1: Honesty.
You need to be honest. To be honest, you first must recognize a mistaken notion that infects you. "The end justifies the means."  WRONG. BEEP.  EVIL. IMMORAL. Leads to lies and despicable behavior. No "end goal" justifies lies, or deception, or back-stabbing. Because the ultimate end - the end of all ends - the point - is honesty. When you scurry about, ambitiously - collectively, as a pack chirping out a cloud of little lies and deceptions, you forsake the highest "end;" forcing out all the lesser ends - leaving them with irrelevant and justifying nothing.
Don’t be a liar. This is very important. You must learn and grow until you understand this; understand why honesty is the foundation that any non-scoundrel builds  himself upon.