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Tuesday, September 28, 2010

The Muslim's Loyalty

Muslims can only be loyal to their Allah, who is so immature and simplistic, that he commands ridiculous signs of devotion from his followers, and he gives out virgins to the dead. Ultimate knowledge? nope. Eternal love? nada. Their own dimension to rule? negative. What this all powerful Allah has waiting as the afterlife's big reward, are virgins along with the ability to F&*ck like a rockstar. WTF, did fraternity dudes invent this religion or what? Yet, despite how human Allah may seem - with his purview consisting of things as small as virgins, he commands an allegiance so singular, that Muslims have no respect for, nor appreciate as sacred, anything or anyone else on earth: simply, Muslims have no respect for human life as they are above such human folly: they are stronger and more devout - they recognize earthly things and persons as insignificant and profane; they enjoy a more disciplined and enlightened purpose where Allah is all important and all is to please him; and the man not so behind the curtain, this Allah, in the end, is about pimping out virgins and street dealing supernatural grade viagra so the profound Muslim man-spirits can finally put their sexual insecurities to rest and get their rocks off without having to rape anybodies daughter.