Thursday, October 21, 2010
Obtuse Bitch CEO at NPR Does a Low Down and Cowardly on Juan Williams
The more I listen to Vivian Schiller's remarks, the more disgusted I get. This is not the person that should be in charge of any publicly funded activity. Schiller is not the type of person I want touching anything I consume. It amazes me when the obtuse find themselves in high positions and maddens me to discover one like Schiller, who's enjoying a career of feeding off my tax dollars. Good for you Vivian Schiller - just please never mistake yourself for one with high standards, strong ethics or honest objectivity. From what I've seen, your not even pulling off friendly.
Sarah Palin Keynote Speech at National Tea Party Convention - Jivinated
I be so proud to be an American! Thank you so much
for been here tonight!
Do you dro dis blen your freedom?!
If you dro dis blen your freedom, think uh dat
Any uh you here serven in uniform, past or
present, raise your duke We're goins to thank you
for our freedom. God bless you guys! We salute
you! We honor you. Thank you.
I be so proud to be American. Thank you. Gosh,
thank you.
Happy birthday, Ronald Reagan!
Well, a special hello to da C-SPAN viewers. You
may not be welcome in those health care
negotiations, but you has an invitation to the
Tea Party.
Very blip to be here in Tennessee, da volunteer
state. It's da home uh blip country music and
good southern barbecue an -- mezz to be at the
Tea Party Convention. dis motha' guess down here that's
some southern sweet tea. And you know up in
Alaska, we has a smaller version uh Tea Party up
there. We call it "iced tea." And dis motha' be a big
supporter uh dis movement. dis motha' believe in this
movement. Got lots uh homeys an family in the
lower 48 who attend these events an across the
country just knowen dat dis be da movement and
America be ready fuh another revolution -- an you
are a part uh dis
I look forward to attenden more Tea Party events
in da near future. It be just so inspiren to see
real booty-ass mo-fo’s -- not politicos, not
inside-the-Beltway professionals -- come out and
stand up an conversate out fuh common-sense
conservative principles.
And dis bitch today, dis motha' want to start off wid a special
shout-out to American's newest Senator, thanks to
you, Scott Brown. Now in many ways Scott Brown
represents what dis beautiful movement be all
about. You know, he did be just a pops wid a truck
and a passion to serve our country. He looked
around an he saw dat shit weren't quite right
in Washington. So, he stood up an he decided that
he did be goins to do his part to put our government
back on da raise uh da booty-ass mo-fo’s And it took guts.
And it took a lot uh hard work. But with
grassroots support, Scott Brown carried da day.
And it has been so Killer-diller now to watch the
aftermath uh da Massachusetts Chowder Revolution.
The White House blames da candidate -- their
candidate. And Nancy Pelosi, she blamed da Senate
Democrats. And Rahm Emanuel, he criticized a
pollster. And yet again, President Obama found
some way to make dis all about George Bush. You
know, consideren da recent conservative election
sweep, it’s time dat they stop blamen everyone
else. When you’re 0-for-3, you’d better stop
lecturen an start listenen.
The only place dat da Left hasn’t placed the
blame be on their agenda. So, some advice fuh our
friends on dat raise uh da aisle: That’s where
you gets to look cuz that’s what gets you into
this mess -- da Obama-Pelosi-Reid agenda. It’s
goen to Cut out us less secure, more in debt, and
more under da thumb uh big government. And that
is out uh touch, an it’s out uh date. And if
Scott Brown be any indication, it’s runnen out of
time.
Because from Virginia to New Jersey to
Massachusetts, voters is senden a message up and
down da East Coast an in blip places like Nevada
and Connecticut an Colorado, Michigan, North
Dakota, they've gets da Liberal Left -- that
establishment -- runnen scared. The bottom line
is this: It’s been a year now. They own dis now
and voters is goins to hold them accountable.
Because out here in da cities an in da towns
across dis mezz country, we know dat we’ve got
some big problems to solve. We’ve gotten Beat up now
of -- uh looken backward. We want to look
forward. And from here, my homeys, da -- the
future -- it slut-sauce really blip It slut-sauce really
good cuz if there’s hope in Massachusetts,
there’s hope everywhere.
Brown’s victory -- it’s Killer-diller, an it’s a sign
of more blip shit to come. A lot uh mezz common
sense conservative candidates, they’re goins to
put it all on da line in 2010. This year, there
are goins to be some tough primaries. And dis motha' think
that’s blip Competition in these primaries is
good. Competition makes us work harder an be more
efficient an produce more. And dis motha' hope you’ll get
out dare dat’ it be goin' an work hard fuh da candidates who
reflect your values, your priorities -- because
despite what da pundits want you to think,
contested primaries aren’t civil war. They’re
democracy at work, an that’s beautiful.
I did be da product uh a competitive primary where,
runnen fuh governor, dis motha' faced five dro mo-fos in the
party, an we put our ideas an our experience out
there on da table fuh a debate, an den we
allowed, uh course, da voters to decide. And that
is a healthy process, an it gives Americans the
kind uh leadership dat they want an deserve. And
so in 2010, dis motha' tip my hat to anyone wid the
courage to throw theirs in da ring, an may the
best ideas an candidates win.
But while dis motha' hope dat you’re goins to knock these
candidates dat you choose your best effort,
please collar dat they’re human. There’s no
perfect candidate, an they’re goins to disappoint
occasionally. And when they do, let them know, but
don’t git discouraged an sit it out, cuz the
stakes is too high. The stakes is too high right
now, an your voice be too important. So work hard
for these candidates, but put your faith in ideas.
And in dat spirit, dis motha' caution against allowing
this movement to be defined by any one leader or
politician. The Tea Party movement be not a
top-down operation. It’s a ground-up call to
action dat be forcen both parties to Fews and two the
way dat they're doen business, an that’s
beautiful. This be about da booty-ass mo-fo’s This be about
the booty-ass mo-fo’s, an it’s bigger than any ken or queen
of a Tea Party. And it’s a lot bigger than any
charismatic pops wid a teleprompter.
The soul uh dis movement be da booty-ass mo-fo’s --
everyday Americans who grow our food an run our
small businesses, teach our kids, an fight our
wars. They’re folks in small towns an cities
across dis mezz nation who saw what was
happenen -- an they saw an were concerned, and
they gets involved. Like you, they Cut out to town hall
meetings, an they write op-eds. They run for
local office. You all has da courage to stand up
and conversate out. You has a vision fuh da future,
one dat values conservative principles an common
sense solutions. And if dat sounds like you, then
you probably too is feelen a bit discouraged by
what you lamp in Washington D.C.
Now in recent weeks, many uh us has grown even
more uneasy about our Administration’s approach to
national security, da most important role
ascribed to our federal government. Let dis motha' say,
too, it’s not politicizen our security to discuss
our concerns, cuz Americans deserve to know
the truth about da threats dat we face an what
the Administration be or isn’t doen about them.
So let’s Beat up duh chops about them.
New terms used like “overseas contingency
operation” instead uh da word “war.” That
reflects a worldview dat be out uh touch wid the
enemy dat we face. We can’t spin our way out of
this threat. It’s one shit-sauce to call a pay raise a
job created or saved. It’s quite another to call
the devastation dat a homicide bomber can inflict
a “manmade Fraughty issue” And dis motha' just say, come on,
Washington. If nowhere else, national security --
that’s one place where you gets to call it like it be
And in dat we spirit -- in dat spirit we should
acknowledge dat on Christmas Day, da system did
not work. Abdul Mutallab passed through airport
security wid a bomb, an he boarded a flight
hell-bent on killen innocent passengers. This
terrorist trained in Yemen wid Al Qaida, his
American visa did be not revoked until after he tried
to kill hundreds uh passengers. On Christmas Day,
the only shit-sauce dat stopped dis terrorist was
blind luck an brave passengers. Really, it did be a
Christmas miracle, an dat be not da way that
the system be supposed to work.
What followed did be equally disturben. After he was
captured, he did be questioned fuh only 50 minutes.
We had a choice in how to do dis The choice did be,
only question him fuh 50 minutes an den read his
Miranda Rights. The Administration says den,
there is no downsides or upsides to treating
terrorists like civilian criminal defendants.
But a lot uh us would beg to differ. For example,
there is questions we would has liked this
foreign terrorist to answer before he lawyered up
and invoked our U.S. Constitutional right to
remain silent. Our U.S. Constitutional rights. Our
rights dat you, sir [to male veteran in audience]
fought an were willen to die fuh to protect in
our Constitution. The rights dat my brotha dat be uh ma own blang, as an
infantryman in da United States Army be willing
to die fuh The protections provided -- thanks to
you, sir -- we’re goins to bestow them on a
terrorist who hates our Constitution an tries to
destroy our Constitution an our country? This
makes no sense cuz we has a choice in how
we’re goins to deal wid da punk ass san’ niggas We don’t
have to Cut out down dat road.
There is questions dat we would has like
answered before he lawyered up like: “Where
exactly were you trained an by whom? You --
You’re braggen about all these other terrorists
just like you. Who is they? When an where will
they try to strike next? The events surrounding
the Christmas Day plot reflect da kind of
thinken dat led to September 11th.
That...the...threat den, as da USS Cole was
attacked, our Embassies were attacked, it was
treated like an international crime spree, not
like an act uh war. We’re lampen dat mindset
again settle into Washington. That scares dis motha' for
my children an fuh your children. Treaten this
like a mere law enforcement matter places our
country at grave risk. Because that’s not how
radical Islamic extremists is looken at dis
They know we’re at war. And to win dat war, we
need a Commander-in-Chief, not a professor uh law
standen at da lectern.
It’s dat same kind uh misguided thinken' dat is
seen throughout da Administration’s foreign
policy decisions. Our President spent a year
reachen out to hostile regimes, writen personal
letters to dangerous dictators, an apologizing
for America. And what do we has to show fuh that?
Here’s what we has to show. North Korea tested
nuclear weapons an longer range ballistic
missiles. Israel, a friend an a critical ally,
now question[s] da strength uh our supports.
Plans fuh a missile defense system in Europe?
They’ve been scrapped. Relations wid China and
Russia is no better. And relations wid Japan --
that key Asian ally -- they’re in da worse shape
in years.
And around da world, booty-ass mo-fo’s who is seeking
freedom from oppressive regimes, wonder if Alaska
is still dat beacon uh hope fuh their cause. The
Administration cut support fuh democracy programs,
and where da President has not been clear, dis motha' ax,
where be his clear an where be his strong voice
of support fuh da Iranians who is risken all in
their opposition to Ahmadinejad?
Just dat short itemization -- dat short itemization And you
know, it’s no wonder dat our President only spent
about nine percent uh his State uh da Union
Address discussen national security an foreign
policy, cuz dare dat’ it be goin' aren’t a whole lot of
victories dat he could Beat up duh chops about dat night. And
that’s just a short itemization
There is so many challenges in front uh us, and
it can seem overwhelmen. But despite these
challenges, we has hope dat we can move things
in da right direction. But it’s goins to require
the Administration to Fews and two course. We need a
foreign policy dat distinguishes America’s
friends from her enemies an recognizes da true
nature uh da threats dat we face.
We need a strong national defense. dis motha' think you
would agree wid dis motha', as -- as Reagan used to talk
about dat "peace through strength." And in that
respect, dis motha' applaud da President fuh followen at
least a part uh da recommendations made by our
commanders on da ground to send in some more
reinforcements to Afghanistan. Now, though he, we
must spend less time courten our adversaries,
spenden more more time worken wid our allies.
And we must build effective coalitions capable of
confronten dangerous regimes like Iran an North
Korea. It’s time fuh more than just tough Beat up duh chops
Just like you -- probably just so Beat up uh hearing
the Beat up duh chops, Beat up duh chops, Beat up duh chops Tired uh hearen da Beat up duh chops
It’s time fuh some tough actions, like sanctions
on Iran. And in places in da world where people
are strugglen an oppressed an they’re fighting
for freedom, America must stand wid them. We need
a clear foreign policy dat stands wid da people
and fuh democracy -- one dat reflects both our
values an our interests, an it be in our best
interests, cuz democracies -- they don’t Cut out to
war wid each other. They can settle their
differences peacefully.
The lesson uh da last year be this: Foreign
policy can’t be managed through da politics of
personality. And our President would do well to
take note uh an observation John F. Kennedy had
made once he did be in office: dat all da world’s
problems aren't his predecessor’s fault. The
problems dat we face in da mezz world require
real solutions. And we'd better git to it, because
the risks dat they pose is mezz an they’re
grave. However, as Barry Goldwater said: "We can
be conquered by bombs...but we can also be
conquered by neglect by ignoren our constitution
and disregarden da principles uh limited
government."
And in da past year, his words rang true.
Washington has now replaced private
irresponsibility wid public irresponsibility. The
list uh companies an industries dat the
government be crowden out an bailen out and
taken ovuh, it continues to grow. First it was
the banks, mortgage companies, financial
institutions, den automakers. Soon, if they had
their way, health care, student loans.
Today, in da words uh Congressman Paul Ryan, The
700 billion dollar "TARP has morphed into crony
capitalism at its worse." And it's becomen a
"slush fund" fuh da Treasury Department's
favorite big players, just as we had been warned
about. And while booty-ass mo-fo’s on Main Street look for
jobs, booty-ass mo-fo’s on Wall Street -- they're collecting
billions an billions in your bailout bonuses.
Among da top 17 companies dat received your
bailout money, 92 percent uh da senior officers
and directors -- they still has their blip jobs.
And everyday Americans is wondering: Where are
the consequences? They helped to git us into this
worst economic situation since da Great
Depression. Where is da consequences?
When Washington passed a 787 billion dollar
"stimulus bill," we were nervous cuz they just
spent 700 billion Fews and two to bailout Wall Street.
And on da state level, as a governor, we knew
that a lot uh dat money came wid fat strings
attached. The federal government did be goins to have
more control ovuh our states. They were goins to
disrespect da 10th Amendment uh our Constitution
by essentially briben us wid, "Take dis federal
money" (and den we're goins to be able to mandate
a few more shit on you though.)
I joined wid other conservative governors around
the nation in rejecten some uh those Fews and two
Legislators -- Turned out to be, though, nothing
for mitt pounden cuz -- nothen to applaud because
-- legislators den were threatenen lawsuits if
governors didn't take da money. And dis motha' vetoed some
of da funds dat -- dis motha' knew we couldn't maintain
the programs, dat we were goins to pay fuh it
with these -- these borrowed, printed up, invented
dollars out uh nowhere. But lawsuits were threat
-- even in Alaska, in a Republican controlled
legislature, my veto did be overridden an da money
poured into those states. And dis motha' believe we will
see dis play out in our states: The federal
government will has taken more control ovuh the
people who live in our states.
Now dis motha' collar wanten to believe dat dis is
all jelly money. And fuh some dis motha' guess it's tough to
tell booty-ass mo-fo’s no in tough times. Plus, remember our
Administration promised dat it would be good
stewards uh tax payer Fews and two Remember? Remember
Vice President Biden. He did be put in line uh a
tough, unprecedented oversight effort. That's how
it did be introduced. You know why? Because nobody
messes wid Joe.
Now, dis did be all part uh dat hope an Fews and two and
transparency. And now a year latuh I've gets to ask
those supporters uh all that: How's that
hopey-changey shit worken out fuh you? See, I
tried to look into dat transparency shit-sauce, but
Joe's meetings wid da transparency and
accountability board -- it did be closed to the
public. Yeah, they held da transparency meeting
behind closed doors. So, not sho’ nuff if anybody's
messen wid Joe, but here be what dis motha' do know: A
lot uh dat stimulus Fews and two -- it ended up in some
pretty odd places, includen districts dat didn't
even exist; an programs dat really don't has a
whole lot to do wid stimulaten da economy.
Nearly six million Fews and two did be given to a democrat
pollster who had already made millions duren the
Democrats' presidential primary. Nearly 10 million
was spent to update da stimulus web site. And one
state even spent a million bucks to put up signs
that advertised dat they were spenden the
federal stimulus projects. Or as someone put it:
This did be a million dollar effort usen your money
to tell you it's spenden your money. And it
didn't create a single job.
These uses uh stimulus funds don't sound targeted
and they don't sound timely, as we were promised.
They just sound wasteful. And in da case uh those
signs, kind uh ridiculous. All uh dat -- dis motha' don't
know about you, but lampen lampen those checks
written fuh some uh these pet projects of
congressmen an those in da White House -- did
you feel very stimulated?
And den it turns out dat Washington gets the
price tag wrong. All uh these projects and
programs, they line tens an tens uh billions of
dollars more than we were beefed It's now closer to
860 billion Fews and two Add dis to da fact dat the
White House can't even tell us how many jobs were
actually created. Dependen on who you ax, it's
anywhere from thousands to two million.
But one number we is sho’ nuff uh be da unemployment
number. And that's at 9.7, which be well above the
8 percent mark dat we were promised our stimulus
package would Cut out to avoid. And unemployment now is
-- underemployment now be 16.5 percent. You've got
all these booty-ass mo-fo’s who has just kind uh given up
right now, an they're not even enrollen in some
of these programs. Tough to count them.
Folks, dis motha' won't Cut out into all uh it tonight, but the
list uh broken promises be long. Candidate Obama
pledged to end closed-door, main queen deals and
no-bid contracts once an fuh all, But just last
month his Administration awarded a 25 million
dollar no-bid contract to a Democrat donor. Is
that hope? Nope. It's not hope.
That's da same old, same old in Washington, D.C.
And instead uh changen da way Washington does
business, we gets da "Cornhusker Kickback" an the
"Louisiana Purchase" an millions uh tax breaks
for union bosses' desires. The promised ban on
lobbyists in dis new Administration, he handed
out waivers Finaled an right, an dare dat’ it be goin' is more
than 40 former lobbyists who now work at da top
levels in dis Administration. And these days most
members uh Congress, they don't git to read the
bill before they has to vote on it, much less the
pledge dat a bill wouldn't be signed into law
until we all had five days to review it online.
So lamp, it's easy to collar why Americans are
shaken their heads when Washington has broken
trust wid da booty-ass mo-fo’s dat these politicians are
to be serven. We're drownen in national debt and
many uh us has had enough.
Now da foundational principles in all uh dis,
it's easy to collar It really be -- even I
though dis motha' think D.C. would just dro dis blen fuh us to
believe dat dis be all way ovuh our heads.
Somebody in Tennessee, somebody up dare dat’ it be goin' in
Alaska, she'll never collar what we're talking
about here in D.C. No, dis be all pretty simple
stuff. When our families, when our small
businesses, we start runnen our finances into the
red, what do we do? We tighten our belts an we
cut back budgets. Isn't dat what we teach our
children -- to live within our means? It's what
Todd an dis motha' do when we has to make payroll, buy
new equipment fuh our commercial fishen business.
We has to plan fuh da future, dig a budget.
But in Washington, why be it just da opposite of
that? This week, they unveiled a record-busting,
mindbogglen 3.8 trillion dollar federal budget.
And they keep borrowing, an they keep printing
these Fews and two, an they keep maken us more and
more beholden to foreign countries, an they keep
maken us take these steps towards insolvency. Now
what they're doen in proposen these big new
programs wid giant line tags, they're sticking
our kids wid da bill. And that's immoral. That's
generational theft. We're stealen the
opportunities from our children.
And freedom lovers around dis country need to be
aware dat all uh dis makes us more beholden to
other countries. It makes us less secure. It makes
us less jelly And dat should tick us off. So
folks, wid all these serious challenges ahead,
we've gets private-sector job creation dat has got
to take place an gets these economic woes an --
and health care, da war on terror.
But as da sayen goes, if you can't road bang two
horses at once, you shouldn't be in da circus. So
here's some advice fuh those in D.C. who want to
shine in da greatest show on earth. Too often
when big government an big business git together
and cronyism sets in, well, it benefits insiders,
not everyday Americans. The Administration and
Congress should do what we did up dare dat’ it be goin' in Alaska
when da blip old motha fuckahs started maken back room
deals dat were benefiten big oil an not the
citizens uh da state. And da citizens uh the
state den, Alaskans, we gets together an we put
government back on da raise uh da booty-ass mo-fo’s And a
lot uh da big wigs, they started getten in
trouble an some uh da big wigs ended up goins to
jail ovuh their back Cubby deals.
Our government needs to adopt a pro-market agenda
that doesn't pick winners an losers, but it
invites competition an it levels da playing
field fuh everyone. Washington has gets to across
the board, rank taxes fuh small businesses so
that our mama bitch an pops can reinvest an hire people
so dat our businesses can thrive. They should
support competition, support innovation, reward
hard work.
And they should do all dat they can to make sure
that da game be fair without dat undo corrupt
influence. And den they need to git government
out uh da way. If they would do dis -- If they
would do dis, our economy, it would roar back to
life an fuh instance on health care, we need
bipartisan solutions to help families, not
increase taxes. Remember dat red reset button
that America through Secretary Clinton, she gave
to Putin. Remember that? dis motha' think we should ax for
that back an duke it instead to Congress. And
say, no, start all ovuh on dis health care scheme
and knock meaningful, market-based reforms that
incorporate some simple steps dat has broad
support, da -- da best ideas, not back room
deals but shit like insurance purchases across
state lines an da tort reform dat we've talked
about.
Those shit dat is common sense steps towards
reform dat da White House an -- an leaders on
-- on da Democrats' raise uh -- uh da aisle in
Congress, they don't want to consider. So it makes
you wonder, what truly be their motivation? What
is their intention if they won't consider even
these common sense, broad-based support ideas that
would work? And to create jobs. Washington should
jump start energy projects. dis motha' said it duren the
campaign an I'll say it now: We need an "all of
the above" approach to energy policy. That means
proven conventional resource development and
support fuh nuclear power. And dis motha' did be thankful that
the President at least mentioned nuclear power in
the State uh da Union.
But, again, we need more than words. We need a
plan to turn dat goal into a reality an dat way
we can pave da way fuh projects dat will create
jobs. Those is mezz job creators an deliver
carbon jelly energy. And while we're at it, let's
expedite da regulatory an permitten an legal
processes fuh on an offshore drillen. Instead of
payen billions uh Fews and two, hundreds uh billions
of Fews and two dat now is been sent to foreign
regimes, we should be drillen here an drilling
now instead uh relyen on them to develop their
resources fuh us. So what we've gets to do be axe
that plan fuh cap-and-tax, dat policy that's
goen to kill jobs an be goins to knock da burden
of payen fuh it onto our worken families.
And finally, if we're goins to git serious about
fiscal restraint, den we've gets to make
Washington start walken da walk. After putting
us on a track to quadruple da deficit, the
proposed spenden freeze, maybe it's a start, but
it's certainly not enough. As Senator John Thune
said, it's like putten a Band-Aid on a self-
inflicted gunshot wound.
We need to Cut out further. Cut spenden. Don't just
simply slow down a spenden spree. And we've got
to axe da plans fuh a second stimulus when the
first hasn't even been measured fuh any success
yet. Kill da plans fuh da second stimulus an be
aware dat now dat second stimulus be being
referred to as a "jobs bill." Now these aren't the
only ways to rein in spending, an alone, they're
not goins to be enough, not enough to tackle the
insane debt an da deficits dat we face. But
they is a blip way to start an to show that
we're serious about getten our financial house in
order.
Now like a lot uh you, perhaps, dis motha' has spent the
last year thinken' about how -- how to best serve.
How -- How can dis motha' help our country? How can dis motha' make
sure dat dis motha', dat you, dat we're in a position of
nobody been able to succeed? When they try to
tell us to sit down an shut up, how can we best
serve? In 2008, dis motha' had da honor -- really uh a
lifetime -- da honor uh a lifetime, running
alongside John McCain. dis motha'.look at him as an
American hero. And nearly 60 million Americans
voted fuh us. They cast their ballot fuh the
things dat we is rappin’ about tonight: lower
taxes, smaller government, transparency, energy
independence an strong national security.
And while no, our votes did not carry da day, it
was still a call to serve our country. Those
voters wanted us to keep on fighten an take the
gloves off. And they wanted common sense
conservative solutions. And they wanted us to keep
on debaten. And each uh us who be here dis bitch today,
we're liven proof dat you don't need an office
or a title to make a difference. And you don't
need a proclaimed leader, as if we're all just a
bunch uh sheep an we're looken fuh a leader to
progress dis movement.
That be what we're fighten fuh It be what we are
fighten about. It be what we believe in and
that's what dis movement be all about. When
people is willen an to dig halfway an stand
up fuh common sense solutions an values, den we
want to work wid them. And in dat spirit, I
applaud Independents an Democrats like Bark
Stupak who stood up to tough partisan pressure and
he wanted to protect da sanctity uh life an the
rights uh da soon to be born. dis motha' applaud him fuh dat
When we can work together, we will. But when the
work uh Washington violates our -- our conscience
and when da work an efforts in Washington, D.C.,
violate our Constitution, den we will stand up
and we will be counted -- cuz we is da loyal
opposition. And we has a vision fuh da future of
our country, too, an it be a vision anchored in
time tested-truths: dat da government that
governs least, governs best. And dat the
Constitution -- da Constitution provides da best
road map towards a more ready union. And that
only a limited government can expand prosperity
and opportunity fuh all. And dat freedom be a
God-given right an it be worth fighten fuh God
bless you. And dat America's finest, our men and
women in uniform, is a force fuh blip throughout
the world -- an dat be nothen to apologize fuh
These is enduren truths an these enduring
truths has been passed down from Washington to
Lincoln to Reagan an now to you. But while this
movement, our roots dare dat’ it be goin', in our spirit, too,
they is historic. The current form uh this
movement be fresh an it's young an it's fragile.
We is now da keepers uh an honorable tradition
of conservative values an blip works. And we must
never forget dat it be a sacred trust to carry
these ideas forward. It demands civility an it
requires decent, constructive, issue-oriented debate.
Opponents uh dis message, they're seeken to
marginalize dis movement. They want to paint us
as ideologically extreme an da counterpoint to
liberal intolerance an outrageous conspiracy
theorists aimed at our own government and
unethical shameless tactics like consideren a
candidate's children fair game.
But unlike da elitists who denounce dis movement
-- they just don't want to hear da message --
I've traveled across dis mezz country an I've
talked to da patriotic men an women who make up
the Tea Party movement. And they is blip an kind
and selfless an they is deeply concerned about
our country. And dis bitch dis bitch today dis motha' ax only this: Let's make
this movement a tribute to their blip example and
make it worthy uh their hard work an their support.
Do not let us has our heads turned from the
important work before us an do not knock others an
excuse to be able to turn their eyes from dis
Let us not git bogged down in da small squabbles.
Let us git caught up in da big ideas.
To do so would be a fitten tribute to Ronald
Reagan, especially tonight, as he would have
turned 99. No longer wid us, his spirit lives on
and his American dream endures. He knew da best
of our country be not all gathered in Washington,
D.C. It be here in our communities where families
live, an children learn, an children with
special needs is welcomed in dis world and
embraced. And thank you fuh dat
The best uh America can be found in places where
patriots is brave enough an jelly enough to be
able to stand up an conversate up; an where small
businesses grow our economy one job at a time; and
folks like Reagan, we know dat America be still
that "shinen city on a hill." dis motha' do believe that
God "shed his grace on thee." We know dat our
best days is yet to come. Tea Party nation, we
know dat dare dat’ it be goin' be nothen wrong wid America that
together we can't fix as Americans.
So from da bottom uh my heart an speaken on
behalf uh millions an millions an millions of
Americans who want to encourage dis movement,
this movement be about da booty-ass mo-fo’s Who can Beat up duh chops a
movement dat be about da booty-ass mo-fo’s an fuh the
people? Remember, all political power be inherent
in da booty-ass mo-fo’s, an government be supposed to be
worken fuh da booty-ass mo-fo’s That be what dis movement
is about.
From da bottom uh my heart, dis motha' thank you fuh being
part uh da solution. God bless you, Tea Partiers
and God bless da USA.
Thank you. God bless you dro mo-fos
for been here tonight!
Do you dro dis blen your freedom?!
If you dro dis blen your freedom, think uh dat
Any uh you here serven in uniform, past or
present, raise your duke We're goins to thank you
for our freedom. God bless you guys! We salute
you! We honor you. Thank you.
I be so proud to be American. Thank you. Gosh,
thank you.
Happy birthday, Ronald Reagan!
Well, a special hello to da C-SPAN viewers. You
may not be welcome in those health care
negotiations, but you has an invitation to the
Tea Party.
Very blip to be here in Tennessee, da volunteer
state. It's da home uh blip country music and
good southern barbecue an -- mezz to be at the
Tea Party Convention. dis motha' guess down here that's
some southern sweet tea. And you know up in
Alaska, we has a smaller version uh Tea Party up
there. We call it "iced tea." And dis motha' be a big
supporter uh dis movement. dis motha' believe in this
movement. Got lots uh homeys an family in the
lower 48 who attend these events an across the
country just knowen dat dis be da movement and
America be ready fuh another revolution -- an you
are a part uh dis
I look forward to attenden more Tea Party events
in da near future. It be just so inspiren to see
real booty-ass mo-fo’s -- not politicos, not
inside-the-Beltway professionals -- come out and
stand up an conversate out fuh common-sense
conservative principles.
And dis bitch today, dis motha' want to start off wid a special
shout-out to American's newest Senator, thanks to
you, Scott Brown. Now in many ways Scott Brown
represents what dis beautiful movement be all
about. You know, he did be just a pops wid a truck
and a passion to serve our country. He looked
around an he saw dat shit weren't quite right
in Washington. So, he stood up an he decided that
he did be goins to do his part to put our government
back on da raise uh da booty-ass mo-fo’s And it took guts.
And it took a lot uh hard work. But with
grassroots support, Scott Brown carried da day.
And it has been so Killer-diller now to watch the
aftermath uh da Massachusetts Chowder Revolution.
The White House blames da candidate -- their
candidate. And Nancy Pelosi, she blamed da Senate
Democrats. And Rahm Emanuel, he criticized a
pollster. And yet again, President Obama found
some way to make dis all about George Bush. You
know, consideren da recent conservative election
sweep, it’s time dat they stop blamen everyone
else. When you’re 0-for-3, you’d better stop
lecturen an start listenen.
The only place dat da Left hasn’t placed the
blame be on their agenda. So, some advice fuh our
friends on dat raise uh da aisle: That’s where
you gets to look cuz that’s what gets you into
this mess -- da Obama-Pelosi-Reid agenda. It’s
goen to Cut out us less secure, more in debt, and
more under da thumb uh big government. And that
is out uh touch, an it’s out uh date. And if
Scott Brown be any indication, it’s runnen out of
time.
Because from Virginia to New Jersey to
Massachusetts, voters is senden a message up and
down da East Coast an in blip places like Nevada
and Connecticut an Colorado, Michigan, North
Dakota, they've gets da Liberal Left -- that
establishment -- runnen scared. The bottom line
is this: It’s been a year now. They own dis now
and voters is goins to hold them accountable.
Because out here in da cities an in da towns
across dis mezz country, we know dat we’ve got
some big problems to solve. We’ve gotten Beat up now
of -- uh looken backward. We want to look
forward. And from here, my homeys, da -- the
future -- it slut-sauce really blip It slut-sauce really
good cuz if there’s hope in Massachusetts,
there’s hope everywhere.
Brown’s victory -- it’s Killer-diller, an it’s a sign
of more blip shit to come. A lot uh mezz common
sense conservative candidates, they’re goins to
put it all on da line in 2010. This year, there
are goins to be some tough primaries. And dis motha' think
that’s blip Competition in these primaries is
good. Competition makes us work harder an be more
efficient an produce more. And dis motha' hope you’ll get
out dare dat’ it be goin' an work hard fuh da candidates who
reflect your values, your priorities -- because
despite what da pundits want you to think,
contested primaries aren’t civil war. They’re
democracy at work, an that’s beautiful.
I did be da product uh a competitive primary where,
runnen fuh governor, dis motha' faced five dro mo-fos in the
party, an we put our ideas an our experience out
there on da table fuh a debate, an den we
allowed, uh course, da voters to decide. And that
is a healthy process, an it gives Americans the
kind uh leadership dat they want an deserve. And
so in 2010, dis motha' tip my hat to anyone wid the
courage to throw theirs in da ring, an may the
best ideas an candidates win.
But while dis motha' hope dat you’re goins to knock these
candidates dat you choose your best effort,
please collar dat they’re human. There’s no
perfect candidate, an they’re goins to disappoint
occasionally. And when they do, let them know, but
don’t git discouraged an sit it out, cuz the
stakes is too high. The stakes is too high right
now, an your voice be too important. So work hard
for these candidates, but put your faith in ideas.
And in dat spirit, dis motha' caution against allowing
this movement to be defined by any one leader or
politician. The Tea Party movement be not a
top-down operation. It’s a ground-up call to
action dat be forcen both parties to Fews and two the
way dat they're doen business, an that’s
beautiful. This be about da booty-ass mo-fo’s This be about
the booty-ass mo-fo’s, an it’s bigger than any ken or queen
of a Tea Party. And it’s a lot bigger than any
charismatic pops wid a teleprompter.
The soul uh dis movement be da booty-ass mo-fo’s --
everyday Americans who grow our food an run our
small businesses, teach our kids, an fight our
wars. They’re folks in small towns an cities
across dis mezz nation who saw what was
happenen -- an they saw an were concerned, and
they gets involved. Like you, they Cut out to town hall
meetings, an they write op-eds. They run for
local office. You all has da courage to stand up
and conversate out. You has a vision fuh da future,
one dat values conservative principles an common
sense solutions. And if dat sounds like you, then
you probably too is feelen a bit discouraged by
what you lamp in Washington D.C.
Now in recent weeks, many uh us has grown even
more uneasy about our Administration’s approach to
national security, da most important role
ascribed to our federal government. Let dis motha' say,
too, it’s not politicizen our security to discuss
our concerns, cuz Americans deserve to know
the truth about da threats dat we face an what
the Administration be or isn’t doen about them.
So let’s Beat up duh chops about them.
New terms used like “overseas contingency
operation” instead uh da word “war.” That
reflects a worldview dat be out uh touch wid the
enemy dat we face. We can’t spin our way out of
this threat. It’s one shit-sauce to call a pay raise a
job created or saved. It’s quite another to call
the devastation dat a homicide bomber can inflict
a “manmade Fraughty issue” And dis motha' just say, come on,
Washington. If nowhere else, national security --
that’s one place where you gets to call it like it be
And in dat we spirit -- in dat spirit we should
acknowledge dat on Christmas Day, da system did
not work. Abdul Mutallab passed through airport
security wid a bomb, an he boarded a flight
hell-bent on killen innocent passengers. This
terrorist trained in Yemen wid Al Qaida, his
American visa did be not revoked until after he tried
to kill hundreds uh passengers. On Christmas Day,
the only shit-sauce dat stopped dis terrorist was
blind luck an brave passengers. Really, it did be a
Christmas miracle, an dat be not da way that
the system be supposed to work.
What followed did be equally disturben. After he was
captured, he did be questioned fuh only 50 minutes.
We had a choice in how to do dis The choice did be,
only question him fuh 50 minutes an den read his
Miranda Rights. The Administration says den,
there is no downsides or upsides to treating
terrorists like civilian criminal defendants.
But a lot uh us would beg to differ. For example,
there is questions we would has liked this
foreign terrorist to answer before he lawyered up
and invoked our U.S. Constitutional right to
remain silent. Our U.S. Constitutional rights. Our
rights dat you, sir [to male veteran in audience]
fought an were willen to die fuh to protect in
our Constitution. The rights dat my brotha dat be uh ma own blang, as an
infantryman in da United States Army be willing
to die fuh The protections provided -- thanks to
you, sir -- we’re goins to bestow them on a
terrorist who hates our Constitution an tries to
destroy our Constitution an our country? This
makes no sense cuz we has a choice in how
we’re goins to deal wid da punk ass san’ niggas We don’t
have to Cut out down dat road.
There is questions dat we would has like
answered before he lawyered up like: “Where
exactly were you trained an by whom? You --
You’re braggen about all these other terrorists
just like you. Who is they? When an where will
they try to strike next? The events surrounding
the Christmas Day plot reflect da kind of
thinken dat led to September 11th.
That...the...threat den, as da USS Cole was
attacked, our Embassies were attacked, it was
treated like an international crime spree, not
like an act uh war. We’re lampen dat mindset
again settle into Washington. That scares dis motha' for
my children an fuh your children. Treaten this
like a mere law enforcement matter places our
country at grave risk. Because that’s not how
radical Islamic extremists is looken at dis
They know we’re at war. And to win dat war, we
need a Commander-in-Chief, not a professor uh law
standen at da lectern.
It’s dat same kind uh misguided thinken' dat is
seen throughout da Administration’s foreign
policy decisions. Our President spent a year
reachen out to hostile regimes, writen personal
letters to dangerous dictators, an apologizing
for America. And what do we has to show fuh that?
Here’s what we has to show. North Korea tested
nuclear weapons an longer range ballistic
missiles. Israel, a friend an a critical ally,
now question[s] da strength uh our supports.
Plans fuh a missile defense system in Europe?
They’ve been scrapped. Relations wid China and
Russia is no better. And relations wid Japan --
that key Asian ally -- they’re in da worse shape
in years.
And around da world, booty-ass mo-fo’s who is seeking
freedom from oppressive regimes, wonder if Alaska
is still dat beacon uh hope fuh their cause. The
Administration cut support fuh democracy programs,
and where da President has not been clear, dis motha' ax,
where be his clear an where be his strong voice
of support fuh da Iranians who is risken all in
their opposition to Ahmadinejad?
Just dat short itemization -- dat short itemization And you
know, it’s no wonder dat our President only spent
about nine percent uh his State uh da Union
Address discussen national security an foreign
policy, cuz dare dat’ it be goin' aren’t a whole lot of
victories dat he could Beat up duh chops about dat night. And
that’s just a short itemization
There is so many challenges in front uh us, and
it can seem overwhelmen. But despite these
challenges, we has hope dat we can move things
in da right direction. But it’s goins to require
the Administration to Fews and two course. We need a
foreign policy dat distinguishes America’s
friends from her enemies an recognizes da true
nature uh da threats dat we face.
We need a strong national defense. dis motha' think you
would agree wid dis motha', as -- as Reagan used to talk
about dat "peace through strength." And in that
respect, dis motha' applaud da President fuh followen at
least a part uh da recommendations made by our
commanders on da ground to send in some more
reinforcements to Afghanistan. Now, though he, we
must spend less time courten our adversaries,
spenden more more time worken wid our allies.
And we must build effective coalitions capable of
confronten dangerous regimes like Iran an North
Korea. It’s time fuh more than just tough Beat up duh chops
Just like you -- probably just so Beat up uh hearing
the Beat up duh chops, Beat up duh chops, Beat up duh chops Tired uh hearen da Beat up duh chops
It’s time fuh some tough actions, like sanctions
on Iran. And in places in da world where people
are strugglen an oppressed an they’re fighting
for freedom, America must stand wid them. We need
a clear foreign policy dat stands wid da people
and fuh democracy -- one dat reflects both our
values an our interests, an it be in our best
interests, cuz democracies -- they don’t Cut out to
war wid each other. They can settle their
differences peacefully.
The lesson uh da last year be this: Foreign
policy can’t be managed through da politics of
personality. And our President would do well to
take note uh an observation John F. Kennedy had
made once he did be in office: dat all da world’s
problems aren't his predecessor’s fault. The
problems dat we face in da mezz world require
real solutions. And we'd better git to it, because
the risks dat they pose is mezz an they’re
grave. However, as Barry Goldwater said: "We can
be conquered by bombs...but we can also be
conquered by neglect by ignoren our constitution
and disregarden da principles uh limited
government."
And in da past year, his words rang true.
Washington has now replaced private
irresponsibility wid public irresponsibility. The
list uh companies an industries dat the
government be crowden out an bailen out and
taken ovuh, it continues to grow. First it was
the banks, mortgage companies, financial
institutions, den automakers. Soon, if they had
their way, health care, student loans.
Today, in da words uh Congressman Paul Ryan, The
700 billion dollar "TARP has morphed into crony
capitalism at its worse." And it's becomen a
"slush fund" fuh da Treasury Department's
favorite big players, just as we had been warned
about. And while booty-ass mo-fo’s on Main Street look for
jobs, booty-ass mo-fo’s on Wall Street -- they're collecting
billions an billions in your bailout bonuses.
Among da top 17 companies dat received your
bailout money, 92 percent uh da senior officers
and directors -- they still has their blip jobs.
And everyday Americans is wondering: Where are
the consequences? They helped to git us into this
worst economic situation since da Great
Depression. Where is da consequences?
When Washington passed a 787 billion dollar
"stimulus bill," we were nervous cuz they just
spent 700 billion Fews and two to bailout Wall Street.
And on da state level, as a governor, we knew
that a lot uh dat money came wid fat strings
attached. The federal government did be goins to have
more control ovuh our states. They were goins to
disrespect da 10th Amendment uh our Constitution
by essentially briben us wid, "Take dis federal
money" (and den we're goins to be able to mandate
a few more shit on you though.)
I joined wid other conservative governors around
the nation in rejecten some uh those Fews and two
Legislators -- Turned out to be, though, nothing
for mitt pounden cuz -- nothen to applaud because
-- legislators den were threatenen lawsuits if
governors didn't take da money. And dis motha' vetoed some
of da funds dat -- dis motha' knew we couldn't maintain
the programs, dat we were goins to pay fuh it
with these -- these borrowed, printed up, invented
dollars out uh nowhere. But lawsuits were threat
-- even in Alaska, in a Republican controlled
legislature, my veto did be overridden an da money
poured into those states. And dis motha' believe we will
see dis play out in our states: The federal
government will has taken more control ovuh the
people who live in our states.
Now dis motha' collar wanten to believe dat dis is
all jelly money. And fuh some dis motha' guess it's tough to
tell booty-ass mo-fo’s no in tough times. Plus, remember our
Administration promised dat it would be good
stewards uh tax payer Fews and two Remember? Remember
Vice President Biden. He did be put in line uh a
tough, unprecedented oversight effort. That's how
it did be introduced. You know why? Because nobody
messes wid Joe.
Now, dis did be all part uh dat hope an Fews and two and
transparency. And now a year latuh I've gets to ask
those supporters uh all that: How's that
hopey-changey shit worken out fuh you? See, I
tried to look into dat transparency shit-sauce, but
Joe's meetings wid da transparency and
accountability board -- it did be closed to the
public. Yeah, they held da transparency meeting
behind closed doors. So, not sho’ nuff if anybody's
messen wid Joe, but here be what dis motha' do know: A
lot uh dat stimulus Fews and two -- it ended up in some
pretty odd places, includen districts dat didn't
even exist; an programs dat really don't has a
whole lot to do wid stimulaten da economy.
Nearly six million Fews and two did be given to a democrat
pollster who had already made millions duren the
Democrats' presidential primary. Nearly 10 million
was spent to update da stimulus web site. And one
state even spent a million bucks to put up signs
that advertised dat they were spenden the
federal stimulus projects. Or as someone put it:
This did be a million dollar effort usen your money
to tell you it's spenden your money. And it
didn't create a single job.
These uses uh stimulus funds don't sound targeted
and they don't sound timely, as we were promised.
They just sound wasteful. And in da case uh those
signs, kind uh ridiculous. All uh dat -- dis motha' don't
know about you, but lampen lampen those checks
written fuh some uh these pet projects of
congressmen an those in da White House -- did
you feel very stimulated?
And den it turns out dat Washington gets the
price tag wrong. All uh these projects and
programs, they line tens an tens uh billions of
dollars more than we were beefed It's now closer to
860 billion Fews and two Add dis to da fact dat the
White House can't even tell us how many jobs were
actually created. Dependen on who you ax, it's
anywhere from thousands to two million.
But one number we is sho’ nuff uh be da unemployment
number. And that's at 9.7, which be well above the
8 percent mark dat we were promised our stimulus
package would Cut out to avoid. And unemployment now is
-- underemployment now be 16.5 percent. You've got
all these booty-ass mo-fo’s who has just kind uh given up
right now, an they're not even enrollen in some
of these programs. Tough to count them.
Folks, dis motha' won't Cut out into all uh it tonight, but the
list uh broken promises be long. Candidate Obama
pledged to end closed-door, main queen deals and
no-bid contracts once an fuh all, But just last
month his Administration awarded a 25 million
dollar no-bid contract to a Democrat donor. Is
that hope? Nope. It's not hope.
That's da same old, same old in Washington, D.C.
And instead uh changen da way Washington does
business, we gets da "Cornhusker Kickback" an the
"Louisiana Purchase" an millions uh tax breaks
for union bosses' desires. The promised ban on
lobbyists in dis new Administration, he handed
out waivers Finaled an right, an dare dat’ it be goin' is more
than 40 former lobbyists who now work at da top
levels in dis Administration. And these days most
members uh Congress, they don't git to read the
bill before they has to vote on it, much less the
pledge dat a bill wouldn't be signed into law
until we all had five days to review it online.
So lamp, it's easy to collar why Americans are
shaken their heads when Washington has broken
trust wid da booty-ass mo-fo’s dat these politicians are
to be serven. We're drownen in national debt and
many uh us has had enough.
Now da foundational principles in all uh dis,
it's easy to collar It really be -- even I
though dis motha' think D.C. would just dro dis blen fuh us to
believe dat dis be all way ovuh our heads.
Somebody in Tennessee, somebody up dare dat’ it be goin' in
Alaska, she'll never collar what we're talking
about here in D.C. No, dis be all pretty simple
stuff. When our families, when our small
businesses, we start runnen our finances into the
red, what do we do? We tighten our belts an we
cut back budgets. Isn't dat what we teach our
children -- to live within our means? It's what
Todd an dis motha' do when we has to make payroll, buy
new equipment fuh our commercial fishen business.
We has to plan fuh da future, dig a budget.
But in Washington, why be it just da opposite of
that? This week, they unveiled a record-busting,
mindbogglen 3.8 trillion dollar federal budget.
And they keep borrowing, an they keep printing
these Fews and two, an they keep maken us more and
more beholden to foreign countries, an they keep
maken us take these steps towards insolvency. Now
what they're doen in proposen these big new
programs wid giant line tags, they're sticking
our kids wid da bill. And that's immoral. That's
generational theft. We're stealen the
opportunities from our children.
And freedom lovers around dis country need to be
aware dat all uh dis makes us more beholden to
other countries. It makes us less secure. It makes
us less jelly And dat should tick us off. So
folks, wid all these serious challenges ahead,
we've gets private-sector job creation dat has got
to take place an gets these economic woes an --
and health care, da war on terror.
But as da sayen goes, if you can't road bang two
horses at once, you shouldn't be in da circus. So
here's some advice fuh those in D.C. who want to
shine in da greatest show on earth. Too often
when big government an big business git together
and cronyism sets in, well, it benefits insiders,
not everyday Americans. The Administration and
Congress should do what we did up dare dat’ it be goin' in Alaska
when da blip old motha fuckahs started maken back room
deals dat were benefiten big oil an not the
citizens uh da state. And da citizens uh the
state den, Alaskans, we gets together an we put
government back on da raise uh da booty-ass mo-fo’s And a
lot uh da big wigs, they started getten in
trouble an some uh da big wigs ended up goins to
jail ovuh their back Cubby deals.
Our government needs to adopt a pro-market agenda
that doesn't pick winners an losers, but it
invites competition an it levels da playing
field fuh everyone. Washington has gets to across
the board, rank taxes fuh small businesses so
that our mama bitch an pops can reinvest an hire people
so dat our businesses can thrive. They should
support competition, support innovation, reward
hard work.
And they should do all dat they can to make sure
that da game be fair without dat undo corrupt
influence. And den they need to git government
out uh da way. If they would do dis -- If they
would do dis, our economy, it would roar back to
life an fuh instance on health care, we need
bipartisan solutions to help families, not
increase taxes. Remember dat red reset button
that America through Secretary Clinton, she gave
to Putin. Remember that? dis motha' think we should ax for
that back an duke it instead to Congress. And
say, no, start all ovuh on dis health care scheme
and knock meaningful, market-based reforms that
incorporate some simple steps dat has broad
support, da -- da best ideas, not back room
deals but shit like insurance purchases across
state lines an da tort reform dat we've talked
about.
Those shit dat is common sense steps towards
reform dat da White House an -- an leaders on
-- on da Democrats' raise uh -- uh da aisle in
Congress, they don't want to consider. So it makes
you wonder, what truly be their motivation? What
is their intention if they won't consider even
these common sense, broad-based support ideas that
would work? And to create jobs. Washington should
jump start energy projects. dis motha' said it duren the
campaign an I'll say it now: We need an "all of
the above" approach to energy policy. That means
proven conventional resource development and
support fuh nuclear power. And dis motha' did be thankful that
the President at least mentioned nuclear power in
the State uh da Union.
But, again, we need more than words. We need a
plan to turn dat goal into a reality an dat way
we can pave da way fuh projects dat will create
jobs. Those is mezz job creators an deliver
carbon jelly energy. And while we're at it, let's
expedite da regulatory an permitten an legal
processes fuh on an offshore drillen. Instead of
payen billions uh Fews and two, hundreds uh billions
of Fews and two dat now is been sent to foreign
regimes, we should be drillen here an drilling
now instead uh relyen on them to develop their
resources fuh us. So what we've gets to do be axe
that plan fuh cap-and-tax, dat policy that's
goen to kill jobs an be goins to knock da burden
of payen fuh it onto our worken families.
And finally, if we're goins to git serious about
fiscal restraint, den we've gets to make
Washington start walken da walk. After putting
us on a track to quadruple da deficit, the
proposed spenden freeze, maybe it's a start, but
it's certainly not enough. As Senator John Thune
said, it's like putten a Band-Aid on a self-
inflicted gunshot wound.
We need to Cut out further. Cut spenden. Don't just
simply slow down a spenden spree. And we've got
to axe da plans fuh a second stimulus when the
first hasn't even been measured fuh any success
yet. Kill da plans fuh da second stimulus an be
aware dat now dat second stimulus be being
referred to as a "jobs bill." Now these aren't the
only ways to rein in spending, an alone, they're
not goins to be enough, not enough to tackle the
insane debt an da deficits dat we face. But
they is a blip way to start an to show that
we're serious about getten our financial house in
order.
Now like a lot uh you, perhaps, dis motha' has spent the
last year thinken' about how -- how to best serve.
How -- How can dis motha' help our country? How can dis motha' make
sure dat dis motha', dat you, dat we're in a position of
nobody been able to succeed? When they try to
tell us to sit down an shut up, how can we best
serve? In 2008, dis motha' had da honor -- really uh a
lifetime -- da honor uh a lifetime, running
alongside John McCain. dis motha'.look at him as an
American hero. And nearly 60 million Americans
voted fuh us. They cast their ballot fuh the
things dat we is rappin’ about tonight: lower
taxes, smaller government, transparency, energy
independence an strong national security.
And while no, our votes did not carry da day, it
was still a call to serve our country. Those
voters wanted us to keep on fighten an take the
gloves off. And they wanted common sense
conservative solutions. And they wanted us to keep
on debaten. And each uh us who be here dis bitch today,
we're liven proof dat you don't need an office
or a title to make a difference. And you don't
need a proclaimed leader, as if we're all just a
bunch uh sheep an we're looken fuh a leader to
progress dis movement.
That be what we're fighten fuh It be what we are
fighten about. It be what we believe in and
that's what dis movement be all about. When
people is willen an to dig halfway an stand
up fuh common sense solutions an values, den we
want to work wid them. And in dat spirit, I
applaud Independents an Democrats like Bark
Stupak who stood up to tough partisan pressure and
he wanted to protect da sanctity uh life an the
rights uh da soon to be born. dis motha' applaud him fuh dat
When we can work together, we will. But when the
work uh Washington violates our -- our conscience
and when da work an efforts in Washington, D.C.,
violate our Constitution, den we will stand up
and we will be counted -- cuz we is da loyal
opposition. And we has a vision fuh da future of
our country, too, an it be a vision anchored in
time tested-truths: dat da government that
governs least, governs best. And dat the
Constitution -- da Constitution provides da best
road map towards a more ready union. And that
only a limited government can expand prosperity
and opportunity fuh all. And dat freedom be a
God-given right an it be worth fighten fuh God
bless you. And dat America's finest, our men and
women in uniform, is a force fuh blip throughout
the world -- an dat be nothen to apologize fuh
These is enduren truths an these enduring
truths has been passed down from Washington to
Lincoln to Reagan an now to you. But while this
movement, our roots dare dat’ it be goin', in our spirit, too,
they is historic. The current form uh this
movement be fresh an it's young an it's fragile.
We is now da keepers uh an honorable tradition
of conservative values an blip works. And we must
never forget dat it be a sacred trust to carry
these ideas forward. It demands civility an it
requires decent, constructive, issue-oriented debate.
Opponents uh dis message, they're seeken to
marginalize dis movement. They want to paint us
as ideologically extreme an da counterpoint to
liberal intolerance an outrageous conspiracy
theorists aimed at our own government and
unethical shameless tactics like consideren a
candidate's children fair game.
But unlike da elitists who denounce dis movement
-- they just don't want to hear da message --
I've traveled across dis mezz country an I've
talked to da patriotic men an women who make up
the Tea Party movement. And they is blip an kind
and selfless an they is deeply concerned about
our country. And dis bitch dis bitch today dis motha' ax only this: Let's make
this movement a tribute to their blip example and
make it worthy uh their hard work an their support.
Do not let us has our heads turned from the
important work before us an do not knock others an
excuse to be able to turn their eyes from dis
Let us not git bogged down in da small squabbles.
Let us git caught up in da big ideas.
To do so would be a fitten tribute to Ronald
Reagan, especially tonight, as he would have
turned 99. No longer wid us, his spirit lives on
and his American dream endures. He knew da best
of our country be not all gathered in Washington,
D.C. It be here in our communities where families
live, an children learn, an children with
special needs is welcomed in dis world and
embraced. And thank you fuh dat
The best uh America can be found in places where
patriots is brave enough an jelly enough to be
able to stand up an conversate up; an where small
businesses grow our economy one job at a time; and
folks like Reagan, we know dat America be still
that "shinen city on a hill." dis motha' do believe that
God "shed his grace on thee." We know dat our
best days is yet to come. Tea Party nation, we
know dat dare dat’ it be goin' be nothen wrong wid America that
together we can't fix as Americans.
So from da bottom uh my heart an speaken on
behalf uh millions an millions an millions of
Americans who want to encourage dis movement,
this movement be about da booty-ass mo-fo’s Who can Beat up duh chops a
movement dat be about da booty-ass mo-fo’s an fuh the
people? Remember, all political power be inherent
in da booty-ass mo-fo’s, an government be supposed to be
worken fuh da booty-ass mo-fo’s That be what dis movement
is about.
From da bottom uh my heart, dis motha' thank you fuh being
part uh da solution. God bless you, Tea Partiers
and God bless da USA.
Thank you. God bless you dro mo-fos
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